I’m the idiot that forgets about doing my road tax until two days before its due and then i go and lose my mot certificate the day before I go to get the tax disc. Balls.

It’s so hot in my room I have to have the windows wide open but then all the spiders come in and freak me out gross, all I really want right now is a bottle of rubicon lychee or guava and my babe and a fan in the room blimey also my little baby platy esmerelda has gone missing in the tank I really hope that Titan hasn’t eaten her :((

Fell asleep for a little bit in the sun and woke up to my girlfin putting leaves in my mouth.

We decided the sea would be too cold so burgers on the barbecue and ice cold ciders on this beautiful afternoon :))))

The babe is taking us to the beach today so excited mannn

right now; a cold bottle of leffe blond and a creme caramel.

awww yiss

baby bought us the ben howard album and i am in love with it, ooft

I’ve bought the perfect dress for my uncles wedding in June and I wish I could wear it every day it’s so beautifullllll, omgahh

reapplying for student finance for september and possibly getting charged £9000 fucking fuck

tess is the cutest everrrrr

(Source: bettymcrae, via frankyfitz)

Asparagus tips and poached eggs for dinner aww yisss

I’m addicted to tap the frog, oops

I have a weird face, also I really want new glasses.

myfriendsfoundmyblog:

I’m poorly but my girlfriends coming home soon so everything’s okay.

you’re the most gorgeous girl even when you’re a poorly little bear, love you. ♥

Man. I love Emma so much. She is just the best girlfriend. Yesssssss